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Chub
Law This is the way it goes... • Chub shall not dis chub Chubsters are not down on anybody for their size - including themselves. • All chub good Super-sized mamas who can make the windows rattle with their footsteps, medium-sized honeys and their big fat booties, li'l-skinnies with a mini chub roll - wherever your chub lies, it's fine with us. • Anyone can be a Chubster All you need to get through initiation is the right attitude. But beware...we may have to beat you up if you start any shit with us. • A Chubster shall know another... For their badass ways, their chub pride, their hottness, their allegiance to the Chubster way, and the evil glint in their eye. • Total chubster assault on the culture by any means necessary Although our parents told us "two wrongs don't make a right," Chubsters will use any force necessary to beat our enemies. Fatphobes better watch out because the next time they dis a Chubster in the street, she might be packin' heat, see, and she could turn around and blow their heads right off. So don't do it, buster. • Up against the wall motherfuckers! The guilty know who they are. • What do we say? Chub power! Chub power! Chub power! Chub power! |