What's a Narrow Fuck?
The Chubsters' Enemy Number One

Aside from The Imps, The Weight Watchers, The Obesity Surgeons, The Morgan Spurlocks and other sundry gangs, The Chubsters' chief enemies are those known generically as Narrow Fucks.

Narrow Fucks come in all shapes and sizes. The narrow refers not to body size, because Chubsters don't give a shit what size clothes anyone wears, but to a narrow mind.

Narrow Fucks are identified by behaviour such as

• Hassling fatties in the street
• Laughing meanly at fat people
  
• Crowing about their diets and gym membership
  
• Believing that fat is wrong
  
• Selling weight loss products and services
• Spreading lies about the horror of obesity
  
• Engaging in body-hatred of all kinds
  
• Spreading Chubster misery as far as they can
  
• ...and more, their vileness knows no limits

It should be noted that Narrow Fucks are often well-meaning though hopelessly misguided doctors and health professionals, although thankfully not always. Lots of people in authority are Narrow Fucks. It should also be noted that there are a lot of Narrow Fucks on television and that many of them work in Hollywood.

Narrow Fucks are a bit like fascists. They believe that Chubsters should not exist, they would like to wipe us off the face of the earth, but really it's them who should be stamped out, they're no good and The Chubsters reckon their time is up.