Belle Mafia
We've got a wild one here.

This slutty psycho was raised in the wilds of Canada to take it to the mattresses. Considered mad, rad, and dangerous to know by the Mounties, you should piss her off at your own risk.

Belle's life of crime she began in grade three, when she got jumped by every guy in her grade and proceeded to break their noses with her Keds alone. She went on to achieve a record-busting three suspensions during her school career for kicking guys in the kisser - But Judge! It was self-defence! They called her FAT!

Belle's been known to cause car accidents with a sway of rounded hips, sugar shock with kissing lips - and broken noses when she kicks assholes in the fucking face with her huge fucking shoes. Her current criminal activities of choice are stopping homophobia, Narrow Fucks, and sexual inhibition, with a debate, a fight, or a fuck - whatever gets the job done.

Her personal mission is to raise morale amongst Chubsters with naughty pictures and rockin' igloos. And this Mafiosa works her curves, so it's a pair of cement shoes for anyone who gets in her way when she wants to make cookies...

Special skills: diversion of traffic, Espionage Assistance (costuming dept), and keeping the home fires burning
Weapon of choice: a slammin' body, a saccharine kiss and steel-toed ass-kickers
Fatal flaw: a credit-crushing love of ruffles, lace, knives, shoes and barely-there underwear
Happiest when... stealing boots with enough calf-room

Belle says: "I might be femme, but I'll still kick your ass"