Big Dan
Anyone got room for a little 'un?

Big Dan just showed up one day and scared the life out of everybody.

Special skills: the ability to revise every buffet location in Britain
Weapon of choice: deadly flatulence
Fatal flaw: BLTs
Happiest when... I wake up thinking I'm Rolf Harris

Big Dan says: "My boyfriend lives in America, I plan to marry him for citizenship so I can get a discount at the restaurant he works in. He has promised me a whole chicken every night he comes in from work! What more could a girl want? Woop wooop!"