Cell U Lite
She eats orange peel skin for breakfast.

Inbetween snacking and sneering, Cell got her pre-Chubster kicks by picking fights East Coast style. She spends her days rearranging her ballroom dancing trophies on her overfilled mantelpiece.

Special skills: making children cry
Weapon of choice: belly slaps
Fatal flaw: pie eating contests
Happiest when... going to a skinny store filled with narrow fucks, picking out a bunch of size two underwear and asking: “Can I try these on please?”

Cell says: "Got beef? Can I have some?"