El Assesino
...With the emphasis on Ass

Born and raised on the Brooklyn F train, El Assesino honed his craft in the midst of deadly commuter traffic.

Special skills: stealth martial mastery
Weapon of choice: thrown shoes and other found objects
Fatal flaw: lime Jello
Happiest when...stalking and sneering

El Assesino says: "I'm a crouching tiger (and I ain't braggin'!)"