Holy Hightop
Holy mackeral!

A former child star and teen pagaent princess, everything took a dive when she discovered internet dating. Now she's a wanted woman in seven different countries.

Special skills: becoming the human bowling ball
Weapon of choice: rusted paperclips and other rejected office supplies
Fatal flaw: Swedish fish
Happiest when... drawing a face on her tummy and making it talk to people on the street

Holy says: "Fat lifts us up where we belong"