I-Need-A
Dangerous and deadly.

Discovered down an abandoned mine, I-Need-A spent many years working undercover at Weight Watchers, spiking their ready meals with narcotics and tampering with their scales.

Special skills: biting off heads
Weapon of choice: molars
Fatal flaw: redheads
Happiest when... initiating new gang members

I-Need-A says: "This skinny Chubster will fuck you up and take you down for whatever reason I want - or none - watch out!"