Iron Fingerz
Her high five will harm you, buster!

Irons hands were lost in a mad grab for chicken from the fryer at Dollywood. Her claws were fashioned by craftsmen in the Smoky Mountains and now Iron is happily back at the concessions stand.

Special skills: the jab of death
Weapon of choice: this weeks washing
Fatal flaw: rust
Happiest when... slamming your shit into place

Fingerz says: "Finger-lickin' good!"