Moo Diddley
This ain't no bull.

Moo Diddley was abandoned as a babe and adpted by a herd of wild prairie cows. Nursed on tender teats and sweet grass, she is a bold and brazen bovine and moooooore than ready to take you on.

Special skills: aggressive regurgitation and lethal methane attacks
Weapon of choice: The Udder of Doom
Fatal flaw: easily tipped when sleeping
Happiest when... spitting up

Moo says: "Moooove it or milk it bossy!"