Rainbow Rotten
Yes, she is for real.

Born in a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Now living in sin with ALL the Keebler Elves.

Special skills: refracting light
Weapon of choice: feather boa
Fatal flaw: too damn happy
Happiest when...tormenting small children and eating key lime pie.

Rainbow Rotten says: "Don't let the cookie hit you on the way out"