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Petunia and Tiny

Tiny and Petunia
There's nuthin' nice about these two.

Tiny (right) and Petunia (left) are the conjoined twin daughters of Edith "Cuddles" Massey. After being served phen-fen laced pierogis they torched their circus and fled their home town of Lodz, Poland.

Special skills:
pyrotechnics
Weapon of choice: the Zippo
Fatal flaw: flame-retardant underwear
Happiest when...dancing in the ashes of destruction to a new wave beat

Tiny and Petunia have one important message for you and that's "Solidarnosc!"

Gang credentials: Petunia Fights Dirty