Wicked Fragile
Like a velvet glove cast in iron.

Wicked Fragile just wandered in to Chubster headquarters one day and we’ve never been able to get him to leave. We’ve no idea where he came from, or what he’s doing here, but we like him anyway.

Special skill: The Cripple Cringe
Weapon of choice: forearm crutches
Fatal flaw: buttons
Happiest when... slowing people down on escalators

Wicked says: "Dude, you're totally hot"