1. Do something that you think would impress The Chubsters. Make sure you document your activity in photographs, words, sound or video. This will appear on your profile.

2. Download, print and fill in the profile and release form (pdf, 31kb, you may need Adobe Acrobat Reader to access this file). Mail it back to The Beefer alongside copies of your activity documentation.

3. That's it. In return for your efforts you will receive a badge and membership card (which only real, genuine Chubsters are allowed to have and wear, we are very strict about that), international recognition for your acts of Chubster derring-do, and online access to other Chubsters.

Stuck for ideas? Check out the Chub Life section of this site for things that will probably impress us.

Anyone can be a Chubster, even skinny folks.

Wanna know more? Having trouble with the form? Email The Beefer today.

Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it now! Do it!