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But I'm Skinny! We don't give a shit! A common misconception about The Chubsters is that you have to be a certain type of person to join. Whilst the majority of registered Chubsters are indeed fat, many are queer, and most are female-ish, you do not have to be any of these things in order to get jumped-in, you don't even have to be particularly tough, although it helps if you're acquainted with our Chub Law. ANYONE CAN BE A CHUBSTER, including thinner people, men, heterosexuals, animals, babies, royalty, the list goes on. The only groups we prohibit are Narrow Fucks (especially Dr 'Ha ha I'm Dead' Atkins, Rosemary 'Hip and Thigh Bitch' Conley, Jean 'I founded Weight Watchers' Nidetch, and various overpaid members of The International Obesity Taskforce) as well as inanimate objects, though we will always make exceptions. Being a Chubster is all about attitude. If you want to stand together with us, you're welcome to join, whoever you are. |