Press Information
Don't say we didn't warn you

Are you a journalist? Are you a researcher for a radio or television programme? We bet you'd love to feature The Chubsters on your show or your rag, right? In fact we know you would because we get a lot of mail from people like you. Wanna know what we think? Listen up!

It is extremely unlikely that we will want to speak with you, and we won't return your calls, unless you can:
• Give us a big wodge of cash
• Give us complete editorial control
• Show willingness and solidarity by joining The Chubsters

However, we make exceptions for:
• Non-profit community organisations
• Fat power advocates
• Gang-related publications
• Our pals
• ...And no one else!

Don't ask for contacts or information, or we'll come and nut you. Finally, don't expect us to be grateful for your interest, you need us more than we need you.